You seem flustered, long day?
Hell yes!! I woke up to a black out, I get to uni and morning class is cancelled, reading for professional exams is a total bitch and the 2 hour class discussion with the lecturer was very mind joggling. Plus the heat! Random weather we’ve got going here.
I see, what would make it better then?
You know what would be really, really nice? A cappuccino grande from Java. With Apple pie.
So what did you think about the month of May?
Ummm, I’d say interesting. With a dash of surprise and a pinch of pain!
Really? Tell us more.
I clarified things, got hurt, laughed my arse off, got drunk as usual (though i’ve been clean for a week) and got put in my place.
Tell us about your love life.
Well, i ran into an old flame and clarified things, but totally mistook his actions. Missing your ex does not translate into reconciliation. He just wanted to talk. People who miss others do that apparently. Excuse me for reading the wrong signs. Another man turned me down. Personally i think he likes another guy, the whole “i’m not looking for a relationship” vibe (even when i didn’t ask about that topic) gave him away. Oh well. Did i mention the old flame said the same? mmm yes.
How would you rate your last sexual encounter, on a scale of 1 to 5…?
That’s quite difficult! Would 3 be mean?
Just because you’ve got a big tool doesn’t mean you’ll wow me entirely. If he were a car, he’d be a Lexus LS460. Good to handle but no soul in the driving experience!
What would you recommend?
You know, there’s this book called the Kama sutra…
Where would you like to go for a weekend getaway?
Nanyuki! There’s Mt. Kenya, wild animals and nature! Camping or a nice secluded lodge is an idea.
On to shopping, what was your most recent purchase and why?
A cell phone pouch. I’m tired of coins scratching the screen.
Do you think it’ll help you?
I sure hope so!
June is usually highlighted as the middle of the year, what do you think so far of the year 2011?
This year has been rather unpredictable! I didn’t think i’d be where i’m at now. I knew when i started the year that it’ll be random, but i didn’t see these coming haha…
Have you achieved any goals?
Yes, i ran a marathon. I’d always wanted to do one by myself. And By run i mean half jogged and half walked, injuring my foot in the process but hey, it was totally worth it!
What do you expect from the rest of the year?
Sincerely at this rate, i’ve got no bloody idea. Maybe go somewhere far away? It seems like the most realistic thought at the moment. Have you seen the size of the passport papers?
Meanwhile, what are you listening to?
Michael Buble’s How can you mend a broken heart from his first album. Did you know he sings with the Bee gees in that song?
His music reminds me of Art Deco periods, and he’s got such a wonderful voice! It’s refreshing to listen to his kind of jazz/swing/band music.
The next song that will play is…?
If i was God by Natalia Kills. Cool song.
Finally, any parting shot you’d like to share?
Actually yes, where’s that pink velvet elephant in the room that no one’s allowed to talk about? hmmm….