Friend Zoned

Oh shit I got friend zoned! 

Definition:
A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female (Or male) who he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship. Females (Or males really) have been rumored to arrive in the Friend Zone, but reports are unsubstanciated.

Girl:
"I love you (Insert the poor bastard's name here,) but I dont want to ruin a great friendship by dating you."
Guy:
"Well why the fuck did I waste two months on you?"

(Urban Dictionary)

Not cool. After months of talking, going on dates (or so I thought they were), I got friend zoned yesterday. #OOMF is not attracted to me "that way". As always with being friend zoned, conversation will go down, eventually stopping altogether.

What did I do then, after being friend zoned? I had a few drinks with mates, went out and danced myself silly! Spent a good 4 hours on that dance floor. The DJ last night was killing it!! The kind of music that sees you getting home at 4:30am. That was a very good rave.I didn't spend anything. Not that I can to begin with.

When I woke up this morning, reality sunk in. Hangovered, confused and my body ached all over. Results of a good good night out.

We keep calm & Carry on then. On to 2013. #Single bells, single bells, single all the way... 

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