No one likes a sad cuppatea blogpost with tears of how his event didn’t run due to useless associates that run on a dream called optimism when he’s a realist, or how he got cancelled dates (FUCK!) or how he missed his siblings Halloween party because of a few drunk men
that nearly sent us flying into a Bedford tow truck OR how he’s disappointing everyone because he doesn’t meet their expectations or can’t understand why other friends just can’t come for events he invites them to feel superior among many other things. So he’ll tell you about the little critters that live in his neighbourhood instead!
You might from time to time, hear me complaining about monkeys on my roof. In my estate in the suburbs, we’re near a game park and a zoo! We’ve got monkeys who’ve taken residence in some big trees in my area. When they’re going for walks or looking for food, they like to use a certain route. My street that has fruit and flower trees. My home is smack in the middle! As early as 7am you’ll hear loud thumps on the roof followed be screeching and roof tiles moving about. About a minute later a small fluffy monster starts barking LOUDLY and runs up and down chasing these Monkeys. Aaah yes, little dog doesn’t like them, they taunt her by dangling on the old telephone/electricity wires swinging low and high. All i can do, i’ve learned, is put water in her doggy dish so that she quenches her thirst inbetween barking sessions. These monkeys have even given birth to more monkeys! In the evening it’s the same story. You’re having tea reading the dailies when “thump thump thump” is heard, one minute later barking dogs and screeching monkeys are at it again! “Oh, it’s the monkeys again.” Thatcher says. “Yaaaah they’ve had an unproductive day so they’re bugging dogs again” i say without looking up. “oh” she says without veering off her computer. Really, you get used to this. I’ve got no problem with monkeys taking residence in my estate. They’re most active during October to May.
Monkeys aside, October has been one awful month and i’m so glad it’s over! UP YOURS, OCTOBER!
|My December-Taylor Swift|